Monday, April 12, 2010

: Something to Share with You All :

after a stressful hours of revision, i decided to give myself a break. i decided to make full use of my break to update my blog. yeah..

have break, have a kit-kat..

my post for today has nothing to with kit kat or what-so-ever.. i just want to share some really funny story with you all. hope it helps to reduce stress and tension among those who are stressed with whatever they are doing..

okie, there's how the story goes...

once a upon a time, there was a famous and fabulous queen who gave birth to two twin princes. the is the most beautiful woman in her kingdom. she owned curves like nobody else too...

she was having a hard time to name the twin princes of hers.. she thought hard just to figure name for them.. so she finally decided to name the first prince as Earth as he will serve the world/Earth with righteousness.. she named the second prince as Ace so that he will win every battle with just one hit like tennis ace serving..

one day, while trying on every designer clothes that she had, all couldnt fit her due to weight gain. she was very upset and decided to head out to the near by designer's pasar malam to look for an elegant grown to match her perfect body figures..

everyone love the only fashion designer in the ancient time.. the one and only, JAMMY CHU!!! 

as the queen was doing her shopping, the who prince of hers was playing hide and seek.. in the ancient time, they used to call it seek and hide instead of hide and seek because that's what they called it.. 

Earth was the seeker in the game while Ace was the hider.. Ace hid somewhere that could hardly be seen.. even me as the narrator dont really know where he hide.. so Earth was looking for Ace the whole night but still couldnt find him.. so he decided to seek help his mom..

Earth: mom, Ace is missing!!

Queen: Stupid!! call me ur Majesty Queen of Beauty!!

Earth: i'm sorry.. forgive me please mom.. oops.. i mean ur Majesty Queen of Beauty!! 

Queen: WHAT?

Earth: Ace is missing!!

Queen: WHAT??!!

so they rushed off to the nearby police station to lodge a police report...

Queen: u listen carefully!! my Ace is missing!!

what the police heard is.....
'Queen: u listen carefully!! my ASS  (Ace) is missing!!

so they started to laugh and replied, 'so how big is he???'

Queen replied, : as big as the Earth!!

the policemen laugh even louder and Ace jump out in the middle of noway and end this story.. 

that's how the story end.. it's just a lame joke.. a cold joke to waste ur time.. hope u having a chilly day.. haha..


there are so many nice things in the world.. relax, enjoy and appreciate.. 

HolyBoyFromHell, signing off~

Sunday, April 11, 2010

: Apocalypse :

apocalypse, also known as the world's end, doomday, big crunch, armargaddon, Last Judgement.. there are different names created to call this big event, the event of the End of the World.. however, they are all bringing the same message, which is the End of the World (thunder sound hammering the sky above)..

i bet many have watched the movie, 2012.. it was a very nice movie.. double thumbs up for the movie (applause).. we all witnessed how those lucky fellows managed to sneak into the big ships that were designed for this big wave of tsumani.. they merely survive the catastrophe.. but, will u be that lucky when the end of the world ends??

many believe that the end of the will fall on the 21 December 2012 due the end-date of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mayan Long Count calender. December 2012 will be the end of the Mayan calender.. according to an article that i GLANCE through, it says something tragic will happen.. maybe like the movie, tsumani hit the whole world.. the earth will crack.. the sky will fill with tornado.. hmm.. sounds like too dramatic for me though.. it might happen.. or it might not happen.. nobody knows.. according to the same article, it says all of these will show the end of the Mayan calender cycle.. since it's the end, i guess there will be another new beginning right after that.. 

different religions have their own interpretation.. this is what i have found out so far..

Christianity:
the Messiah, Jesus Christ will come down to Earth to fight against antichrist in a battle of Armageddon. Satans will gather Gog and Magog for the four corner of the Earth. They will encamp surrounding the holy ones and the "beloved city". Fire will come down from God, out of heaven and devour Gog and Magog after the Millenium, and the Devil who deceived them is thrown into Gehenna (the lake of fire and brimstone) where the Beast and the False Prophet have been since just before the 1,000 years.

Seventh-day Adventist understanding of Revelation 13-22


Islam:
 Al Messiah Al Dajaal (the Antichrist) will fool people into believing that he is God and ask people to worship him. True believers will reject him but will not be able to defeat him on their own. God will then send the Messiah to earth to fight the Antichrist in a big battle, and he will defeat the unlawful Messiah (Antichrist) and his followers. This war is given the name "Al Malhamatul Kubra" (the biggest battle) in the Hadith.

Baha'i:
From Bahá'í literature a number of interpretations of the expectations surrounding the Battle of Armageddon may be inferred, three of them being associated with events surrounding the World Wars:
The first interpretation deals with a series of tablets written by Bahá'u'lláh, founder of the Bahá'í Faith, to be sent to various kings and rulers.
The second, and best-known one, relates to events near the end of World War I involving General Allenby and the Battle of Megiddo (1918) wherein World Powers are said to have drawn soldiers from many parts of the world to engage in battle at Megiddo. In winning this battle Allenby also prevented the Turks from killing 'Abdu'l-Baha, then head of the Baha'i Faith, whom they had intended to crucify.
A third interpretation reviews the overall progress of the World Wars, and the situation in the world before and after.

well, at least we still have two years to get ourselves ready for the Apocalypse.. get ur gadgets ready.. i can suggest some important tips in getting yourself ready for this.. 

ask help from power ranger?

make ur own powerpuff girls to protect u?

study hard, make ur own laboratory, and invent something to protect u?

for me, i have made my own decision on what to do..

my choice is....


become book eater!!! why?? coz exam is coming... 

instead of focusing on the war in next 2 years, i have to be the victorious of the war in next 2 weeks.. @.@

everybody is like......

but i am more like.....


guess, i better head back to my study.. see ya guys next time.. 

HolyBoyFromHell, signing off~
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